House on Haunted Hill A review by: Blake Kunisch Directed by: William Malone & William+Malone Released: October 29, 1999 - US Posted: 1999/10/29 | 3/10 starsTrailers can be so deceiving. After seeing a few spots for 'House on Haunted Hill' on
both the big screen and small, I thought that this would be a good movie. Going into it, I
thought it would be an R-rated 'The
Haunting'. I was hoping it would be able to add the extra gore and scariness that The
Haunting lacked, but unfortunately, 'Haunted Hill' contains a flimsy plot with five of the
stupidest people in the world all competing for $1,000,000 prizes if they can survive
until the morning.
Geoffrey Rush stars as Steven Price, the owner of amusement parks and general
all-around-weird who takes pleasure in scaring other people. His money-grubbing wife
(Famke Janssen), decides she wants to have a party at the decrepit house on haunted hill
for her birthday. Steven, the loving husband that he is, shreds her guest list and
draws up his own and sends out invitations stating that if one of these 4 guests could
live through the night, they would get a cashier's check made out to cash in the amount of
$1,000,000. If any person did not make it, the prize would then be divvied up
amongst the remaining. Just to make things interesting, Steven decides to furnish
every person in the house with a gun - what fun.
I don't know how this movie got made. Following close on the heels of 'Haunting,'
with an almost identical plot, 'Haunted Hill' fails miserably. By combining an
unimaginative plot with a storyline full of holes, the movie just rambles on and on with
no real purpose or direction. When Mr. Price combines these four unwitting souls in
the house, along with the house-keeper/historian, the five of them know that the house is
up to something. They are all scared of the house and the other people in it, yet
every five minutes, in scene after scene, after repeatedly stating that they need to stick
together, they split apart. Add ghosts and skeletons and a deceased mad scientist
and we're supposed to have a good scare, but unfortunately, 'Hill House' never gets close
and is an absolutely horrible film.
'Haunted Hill' does succeed to pick up where 'Haunting' left off adding the blood,
guts, and gore that 'Haunting' lacked and effectively earning it's R rating. The
problem is, even this can't make the movie any better. The only upside is that
'Haunted Hill' manages to pack some good special effects at times, but there isn't really
anything the actors or director could do to take this script and make it a good movie.
Had it not been for SNL regular Chris Kattan's sense of humor, the movie would have
been a complete waste of $6.50, instead, I'm just thinking of it as a waste of 2 hours and
only $5.00.
Genres: Horror, Suspense Rated: R Runtime: 115 minutes Talk back in the discussion boards! |
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